Introducing the Grenade Dog Poop Bag Dispenser. Robust sturdy design with a screw on top for bag resupply. Functional keyring for attaching wherever you need it!

Make strangers very nervous until they realize it’s for poop.”
…Then they’ll laugh. Or judge. Both are valid.

For dogs who think every yard is a battlefield.”
You handle clean-up like an operator, not a civilian fumbling a grocery sack.

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